Gloria Arroyo's Intelligence Quiz

Gloria Arroyo's Intelligence Quiz

While visiting England, Gloria Arroyo is invited to tea with the Queen. She asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. She asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mrs. Arroyo?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to the Philipines, she decides she'd better put the National Security Adviser Norberto Gonzales to the test. She summons Norberto Gonzales to the Malacañang Palace and says, "Mr. Norberto Gonzales, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, mom. What's on your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Norberto hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Mrs. Arroyo agrees, and Norberto Gonzales leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of senior military and police officers, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Norberto Gonzales calls Executive Secretary Eduardo Ermita at the Department of National Defense and explains his problem.
"Now look here Mr. Eduardo Ermita, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Ermita answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass."

Much relieved, Norberto Gonzales rushes back to the Malacañang Palace and exclaims, "I know the answer, mom! I know who it is! It's Eduardo Ermita!" And Glo Mac Arroyo replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass..... It's Tony Blair!"

(SUCH STORY WAS TOLD TO ME BY A FRIEND OF MINE. THE WHOLE STORY IS CLEARLY A FICTION AND JUST A JOKE.....)

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